Maple Leaf Fans: The Foghorn Leghorn of Sports
Dear Leaf fans, I made y'all a present.
With no cups in 45 years, no playoffs in what, eight years? they get all puffed up after a win.
They’re like the Foghorn Leghorn of sports fans, spouting off louder and more obnoxiously than the fans of any other team — oblivious to the rolled eyes of onlookers.
And then, when the season-ending spanking finally comes, they stand there, in burnt feathers and boxers, absolutely and utterly confused as to why people are laughing.
