Maple Leaf Fans: The Foghorn Leghorn of Sports

Dear Leaf fans, I made y'all a present.

I kind of like it when Leaf fans trash talk. It’s cute.

With no cups in 45 years, no playoffs in what, eight years? they get all puffed up after a win.

They’re like the Foghorn Leghorn of sports fans, spouting off louder and more obnoxiously than the fans of any other team — oblivious to the rolled eyes of onlookers.

And then, when the season-ending spanking finally comes, they stand there, in burnt feathers and boxers, absolutely and utterly confused as to why people are laughing.